It wouldn’t have surprised me if Drew had simply forgotten to do one of these for the Chargers. Would anybody have noticed?

What a complete and utter dipshit. This is part of the reason I can’t stand baseball, all the BS “unwritten rules”. In what other sport is it acceptable to hurt someone because he’s good?  Fuck Keith Hernandez, and baseball should Police this shit with serious suspensions.  Absolutely ridiculous.

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

Oh God, Eli. You had to say ‘who?’ didn’t you? I’m going to have a great time watching him pick you off twice and house one TD on five targets in week one. 

Uh, NBA players once jumped into the stands to fight the fans, not sure those are the role models you're looking for.

BOTE MCBOTEFACE is what I’ve begun calling him.

Obligatory. (For the record, this gif should be the header image for every Jags article, because we all know it’s never going to be something positive)

Amazing moment...but I’m a psycho, and I constantly scream at the TV when the Cubs are on.  Mostly “SHUT THE F UP LEN!!!”

I flipped over to see Sportcenter and this game was on and Bote was up.  Saw the Cubs were down 3-0 and was about to flip the channel when I saw the bases were loaded.  Glad I stayed to see the fireworks.

“Stop butchering my name!” -Jayson Werth

+1 Hawk Harrelson

Ahem, I believe the term is ‘Super Nerds’. Don’t shortchange the math dick.

A Funbag or two ago, the Commentariat was discussing whether an average dude could get a single hit in a season in the majors, and there was a question as to whether the outfielder could throw you out at first, even if by some miracle you blooped something out of the infield.

Jon Lester can’t toss a baseball 60 feet, from the pitcher’s mound to first base, without one-hopping it,

As a Browns fan, I have to disagree. We have 5 preseason victories since last August. We have 5 regular season wins since 2014. Fuck.

Live a happier, healthier life?

You just can’t cancel games because they are pointless!

Newton’s third law says there is a definite correlation. It isn’t the only factor (stuff like the mass of the ball, where it hits on the bat, what the bat is made out of are all pretty important) but all things being equal, a ball that comes in faster is going to go out faster.

Hmm, how long would it take to legally change my name to Jordan Spieth?