She’s white! If she has to deal with this shit, everyone else is pretty much fucked.

Oh, yeah, I remember reading something about that. Let’s see if I can find it right here. . .

I like to think he actually didn’t want to seem racist, like a TSA agent “randomly selecting” an old lady instead of the brown guy everyone is side eying, and it backfired by becoming a Seinfeld episode.

This guy looks exactly like what you would expect a derp-a-derp ICE agent to look like.

“So I like to have my brain functioning when I get a little older. That was a big reason. And when I get a little older, I’d like to pursue my dreams of playing in the NFL. It’s been a lifelong dream.”

Rough night, being replaced by Jesus and all. Wilson Ramos is the Wally Pipp of prophets.

I think it had more to do with the 9 catches in two years.

If it boils down to Shaughnessy fucking off I can get behind it.

There wouldn’t be a Mariano Rivera without Eck.

And as an encore, now he’s failing at America itself.

Gambling in the US is a $240billion industry. It’s basically impossible to fail at it. Yet we found the one dude who failed at it four fucking times and made him president.

Trump failed at casinos, football, steaks, and alcohol...in America.

Shaughnessy can go fuck off and die

It certainly makes Price look like an idiot.

I prefer an Eck moment with a little more “Wow” in it.

He may have a massive ego. But when you’re in the HOF and known as a defining player in MLB history, you’re allowed.

“What happened was we were a yard away from winning another Super Bowl.”

My favorite part about this whole meltdown is, if all the dominoes seem to fall where they seem to be falling, that JR Smith could be the focal point of this franchise in less than one calendar year.

I’m from NYC where ‘subs’ are aka ‘wedges.’ Not in NJ though, huh? Hmm.

I am hoping that reliable male ego causes these guys to sell each other out.