Pence: Just as I suspected. Lady parts. Wait till I tell Mother.

Bullshit. Umpires don’t see race. Or anything else.

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

I expect Betances to go on the 10 day DL around the All Star break with a “dead arm”. He’s totally gassed right now.

Houston does not want Nene enough to take a $7.5M cap hit on him this year and next. They want that extra $3.75M to spend, and if they can’t have it, they’d rather spend that $7.5 on somebody else .

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Dad?

Does that mean I can ignore the 10 Commandments as well?

He is such a fucking national embaressment.

Holy shit this is amazing. Goddamn. Every time one of these Magary memes makes me die laughing at my desk, I regret not having cooler co-workers with whom I could share this sort of comedic genius.

The person in the office has no respect, so Fuck that.

The difference between Kerr and Pop when it comes to their often fawned about social wokeness is that I’m pretty sure Pop would laugh and walk away if asked this question.

Ben Affleck said the Bush tax cuts saved him millions so he hired one assistant. There’s your proof!

“In the mathematically insignificant chance that I may be rich some day, I oppose rich people having to pay one cent for poorer people.”

Idk, that seems too kind. I imagine the term “SJW” and “snowflake” would have been thrown in for good measure.

"A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido" sang Kurt Cobain, about four things you can kill with a shotgun. Cobain successfully killed his libido when he put a shotgun in his mouth in the 1990s.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.