It’s about the cash homey. If the Mets think they can make money, he’ll be playing the OF in Queens.

Look at all these shook people. The resistance is working. Keep it up. #Resist

Good advice except for a few things. No need to buy 2 suits. The business world is changing where people in suits are considered to be authoritarians. A good leader will dress like the other employees. Look online for pictures of Obama at the White House. Unless he’s doing something official like a press conference…

Nah, there were definitely a lot of conservative undertones on that show. Tool Time was like a FOX hardware show where you had eye candy in Pamela Anderson and that other girl. Both Tim and Al were the experts where they think their shit don’t stink. The gag was Tim was inept but he was still able to bumble…

You can’t even watch Home Improvement. A libtard judge went easy on Tim Allen when he was a cocaine dealer and gave him a lenient sentence rather than make him a prison bitch for life.

So FOX news was basically like “We need a well spoken Negro that can blacksplain to rich white folks why democrats are horrible people.” and someone said “I know! Stephan A Smith!”

Haha shit, good observation.

Call me crazy, but maybe there’s just no market where the fucking Florida Marlins are worth $1.3 Billion.

He apologized immediately after the game. How many times does that happen? I’d cut him some slack.

He says stuff like “Oh sure, now he’s clutch. It only took him 15 years.”

Nah, if I had to guess, he said “Nice pitch you gutless cocksucker.”

What exactly is Adam Jones’s “agenda?” Like is he trying to profit off some drunk fuck screaming obscenities at him?

Yea, ties is the correct answer. There’s nothing more chaotic than trying to figure out playoff seedings when 3 teams are 7-7-2 and there’s only 1 spot left.

It lasted long because it’s easy listening at 6AM. No one wants hard hittin’ analysis while eating toast and drinking coffee as you get ready for another mundane day at the office.

This article is nothing but a hot take of steaming garbage. It seems like you are just now coming to terms with the fact that professional sports is a business. Derek Jeter had 1 job. Entertain paying customers. That’s it. It’s that simple. The rest of this is just smoke filled coffee house bullshit. There is no…

Can you think of anything special that Brad Pitt has said that was memorable? Because they are both the same exact thing. Entertainers being paid to entertain paying customers.

As a Yankees fan since the 80's that had to deal with the likes of Stump Merrill, Pat Kelly, and Mel Hall being the clean up hitter, you can go fuck off yourself. If you are pissed the biggest team in the biggest market in the country has been successful for the past 20 years, sorry bro, you are just jelly. Before you…

Chess? Oh yea, we need to wait to see if my daughter Tiffany has a huge chess. She’s only an infant. I hope so! I love tittyfucking my daughters!

I follow some crazy Trump supporters on Twitter just to see what they think. Apparently, this was a well formed plan by Trump to prove people are leaking information to the press.

That bitch was trying to HIDE information! Daddy is trying to share information so we can all get along!