If you care so much, why are you reading the comments section on Deadspin?

It’s never too soon. If you know the guy enough to truly be concerned, you aren’t reading comments on Deadspin.

Yea I personally would have waited til the top of the hill. He may have thought he accelerated fast enough to pass quickly. It’s not like you expect a dipshit to swerve to hit you.

The one thing that makes no sense to me is the women play on the same basketball court as the men. Like, the reason the basket is 10' high is because half the male players are 6'6" or taller.

It was a dumb call. The one really tall girl tipped that shot and the 2 other players were readjusting to the ball coming down. They were both playing the ball and the contact was not intentional.

You are allowed to cross double lines if the driver is driving slow. Your safety as a driver supersedes the traffic law.

Bingo. If you live in the sticks, you’ll see dipshits like this everywhere. They drive 15-20 under the speed limit and think they have the right to play traffic cop. Then when you try to pass, they speed up and try to prevent you from passing.

Donny Baseball? Sure. But Winfield was fucking legit. Dude was drafted by 4 sports and went straight to the majors. Never once played in the minors. That’s fucking insane.

Sure he did. Anyone that took a sociology class knew how condescending he was when he would say “They hate us for our freedom!” while smirking.

I don’t watch hockey, but yea, this sounds about right. It’s like a QB getting hit as he throws the game winning TD in OT. Shit just happens sometimes.

Bonds could have DH’ed as Yankee player at home for 2-3 years. Even if he only got 200 at bats, it would have been well worth the major league minimum.

As a Yankee fan, it pissed me off. Dude would have been perfect on the Yankees as a pinch hitter. There’s no way he would have alphadogged Jeter around either.

As a NRA member, of course you are glad the guy was shot. NRA members like you are soulless shitbags that think the only way to settle an argument is to shoot people. Fuck you.

This is why Trump thinks he can Mexico to pay for the wall. He’s planning on sending an invoice and suing if they don’t pay. He literally thinks being the POTUS means he’s running a giant company.

Sorry, but that makes no fucking sense. That shit goes out the window when you collect a paycheck.

Because in order to connect, you need to be fighting from like 3 feet away due to long ass arms. But usually you are pushing each other and too close. So when you “fight” it’s LOL.

People worry about NK and they should, but there’s only 1 country that has used a nuclear bomb on civilians. And it ain’t NK.

Out-fucking-standing.

Yea, this is the move a guy makes in a seedy nudie bar where he’s hoping to get a BJ for $20 off the clock.

Yea for sure. Hopefully this guy has to shit into a bag the rest of his life. Death is too easy an escape for him.