This is my soap opera. I don't need it to make much sense. As long as it entertains me. I can admit that it is NOT the same show it used to be though.

I only recognized Sandra from All My Children (RIP.) I blame Sandra's death on her. As soon as Rowan pulled me into that closet and shoved a gun in my face, that's the last you would have seen of me. And if I was stupid enough to stick around after that, I would've taken him up on the Zanzibar offer. I guess her only…