You’re also allowed as a Human Being to ASSIST police officers and not whip a phone out to record

Apu was certainly a caricature to say the least that I’m sure offended many. But hey, same goes for the dumb, ignorant, bald, fat ass white dude starring in the show. Comedy doesn’t work as well when it goes with the grain.

I never knew I wanted this until now. And I want it badly. *However* some of the greatest times I’ve had are with rowdy friends at rowdy bars.   

For the love of Pete, just fold and store vertically!!

Just imagine Twitter if all Tweets followed these rules

My 15-month old’s swim coach just yesterday said to never do this technique. They need to learn to take a breath on his or her own. But hey, whatever works. The point is to get them comfortable around water.

It’s odd, that’s for sure.

The actual site doesn’t indicate the program would exclude any other race.

The city itself is all very walkable, but my personal favorite activity (hack?) is to bike from Arlington to DC (we have Capital Bikeshare for those needing to rent something for cheap). You’ll breeze right past the typical tourists and the traffic and are able to see the entire city in an afternoon. Of course, bundle…

I don’t think I’ve ever (noticeably) gotten special favors for tipping extra. However, I do regularly tip higher than 20% especially at a restaurant or bar for good service mainly because it amounts to just a few extra bucks that are really appreciated by hardworking staff. It’s not much, but giving a $10-$15 tip…

I bought this same model just after the holidays last year. The battery has since crapped out and won’t charge. Very odd considering the good luck I’ve had with other Philips Norelco products (I’ve had the Norelco Spectra going on 12 years now). 

I bought this same model just after the holidays last year. The battery has since crapped out and won’t charge. Very…

Damn, the past few weeks you all have been on a mission to get to BuzzFeed’s obscurity level. Mission accomplished.

I microwave 2 eggs for breakfast at the office. Yeah, I know. I whip them up real quick in a paper cup, cover, microwave for 1:20 and add some Tabasco. It does the job well and is ultra-quick, but how can I make this a bit less “guy living in a frat house” yet be just as time-efficient?

I hear Potbelly no longer sells their amazing PB&J. They’d add banana and bacon upon request. Great, now I want to cut work early and make a PBBB&J...

I read this article yesterday afternoon, went home and held my fussy baby as I cooked dinner for the family, all the while fuming about these types of B.S. articles and books that delusional people think give off good advice. Immerse yourself into the real world, Ms. Anderson.

Most companies are interested in profits and they will pay anyone that’s worth keeping around. Setting wages based on gender, race, creed, etc, etc has been illegal for a long time. And although a “gender-based wage gap” probably exists, so too does a “shy guy compared to out-going lady wage gap.” I’ve definitely been…

Nice photo choice. Can we please separate Lifehacker from these hatred-spreading blogs such as Jezebel?

Order now and also take advantage of those discount gift card sites, such as raise.com.

I use one on an IP camera that monitors my dog. Enables me to turn the camera on and off remotely.

I use one on an IP camera that monitors my dog. Enables me to turn the camera on and off remotely.

Right on. What really sucks is that butt-awful graphic of a vacuum cleaner shining headlights under that chair. Let’s worry about improving those designs, then move on to assuming an entire calendar year was sucky for your readership. Can you imagine a hipster blogger in post-WWI America? Hopefully we all toughen up…

Right on. What really sucks is that butt-awful graphic of a vacuum cleaner shining headlights under that chair.…