That's good, it'll match him just fine then.

Sorry, the joke was just right there.

I can understand complaining about the storyline(s) in a game and feeling like they get in the way. That can happen in almost any game. What I don't get is not really wanting a story at all. Any story.

See, I'm the opposite. I would've preferred Fem Revan and Male Exile; mostly for shipping reasons.

Bastilla was awful. Carth was okay. Ergo, female Revan should've been the canonical variant. Seriously, not was she a) a total bitch and b) worthless, but she was the most questionable romance I've ever come across in any…

No.

Officially, Idris has generally maintained that he doesn't want to be James Bond because he doesn't want to be "the black Bond", which is understandable. Furthermore, he's too damn old to start a Bond stint; he's 42, Craig is 46. Yes, that's a good four year difference, but Craig has been James Bond for 9 years. By…

No, I mean that some captains are little more than named grunts and other captains are ridiculously difficult if they get the right sets of buffs and nerfs. Weapon master makes them immune to finishing moves (against captains, your execution attack only finishes them if their health is low, but it does remove a…

Maybe you never got the right randomly generated orc captain in the right base?

Weapon master + quick turn + invulnerability to arrows + fears that you can't really capitalize on = a hell of a slog fest. Naturally this takes place in one of the larger strongholds so you get lots of extra mooks to fight as well.

With the way the DLC is going, I have a feeling that Monolith accidentally'd a Game of the Year and doesn't really know what to do with it.

To that point, I have to wonder how their next project will fare - Middle Earth-based or not. Going over the Wiki page, this is a pretty obscure developer (FEAR being the only…

Same.

Also, I'm thoroughly disgusted that Phil mentions how some people are "MMO fans" and are "feel it was hampered by focusing on the story." I mean, fuck, these MMO's are like virtual casinos set up to eat all your time and money.... the fact that someone wants more naked cynical money-grabs to be present in a game…

So, Robbie, what you're saying is that all the rapists are gonna walk funny from having, as a female friend once called them, "pokey pubies" because they'll all start shaving their crotches?

There any useful resources on Venus that we can extract?

Can't help but think of Universal Century Gundam shows with the Jupiter Fleet that brings in the Helium 3.

"Home of the brave"

It's the noun, not the adjective. Like the Atlanta Braves. It's the patriotic equivalent to those dumbass rednecks that put a Confederate naval jack on their trucks (battle flags are square, not rectangular).

While fast travel is integrated into the map, I don't let it reflect on the map itself. The map, in and of itself, is excellent. Fast travel does, however, ruin immersion and reflects lazy design for lazy players. The lack of good directions in game is also pretty shit. The map should be your back-up, not your go-to…

Oh, don't get me wrong, I loved Morrowind. Even with all it's flaws, it's still the best TES game IMO; Skywind literally can't come fast enough.

And yeah, the map(s) were gorgeous. I still have mine after all these years.

Why is the DLC for this game so bad?

Buying the uber-rune packs is akin to buying "win the game" items from a mobile game, the challenge/test DLC seem to be kinda lame and only for a score-oriented gamer, and the warband packs don't seem to justify much of anything.

Why in the world are these selectable DLC rather than…

Eh....

The Morrowind overworld map was pretty terrible. I mean, it was probably okay for its age, but still terrible. On the other hand, you didn't really need the map because a lack of reliable fast travel made sure that you learned your way through every stupid foyada around Red Mountain.

Oblivion and Skyrim were…

Am I wrong for preferring little flashbacks to a prologue? One of my complaints with superhero movies is that the hero just becomes a thing and then, all of the sudden, they have arch-rival bad-guys with comparable powers or kit. Just feels so... artificial.

Nolan's Batman avoided that really well. While the bad guys…

I wish I had to be careful when just saying words like "out" and "vet"; then again, such is the price of owning a clever breed. If only I wasn't allergic, then I'd be able to own a derpy breed like labs and retrievers. But no, I'm limited to mind-reading Poodles.

Our current oldest used to poop right in front of the…

Here I thought you were joking, but no; they actually want ~200 USD for it. I'd be willing to pay, like, 60 bucks for a 7 inch statue (neither Malacath nor Hircine for my money), but 200 is too much and 15 inches is too damn big.

He's self-medicating.

Guy got eaten, digested, and voided by another Daedra... I think he deserves a little slack :P

I died when I found this.

That game may have very questionable DLC, and a reasonably bland protagonist, but the artifacts are some of the best lore I've ever come across in any game.