Man, if my school had done this my senior year (c/o ‘95) there would have been like 150 Reservoir Dogs.

(hanged.)

Probably went straight from the garage to the port, and has now left the country.

Stop journalism shaming.

I’m amazed anyone has kept an S-10 that mint.

Great. Another behemoth with it’s headlights at my (driving height) eye level.  

And the 1970 looks better.

Sleek? They need to take about a foot of body height out of it. The frontal area alone is almost twice that of a 1970 Silverado. It’s almost embarrassing.

Dear lord this comment is dripping with pretentiousness.

He was real beautiful, it’s true.

Oh FFS, Kurt had bad drug issues and mental issues. He killed himself. It’s not enough these women lost a husband and a father, now they have to deal with this conspiracy theorist nutjob?

You think she understands the sheer legendary awesomeness of her Dad? Fuck if KURT COBAIN was my Dad.... I would bring it up in conversation all the time

What a lovely photo of the two of them.

Sure, and all the people calling in to report people speeding through the streets, ignoring stop signs, jaywalking, smoking within 25 feet of a building entrance, etc. are extremely helpful during this natural disaster.

Then again it is Texas. I imagine their police as Walker Texas Ranger* and roundhouse kicking starving children in the head.

I would like to imagine the average cop responding as thus, “Uh, who cares? They’re taking food, not TVs.”

“Mumble mumble something about budgets...”

I liked it better when The Onion was a satirical paper, instead of a prediction engine.

Every other damned thing in the world is being digitized, why not electronic gun holsters? The strap doesn’t unlock unless the body cam is running.

If you are a skittish, nervous, risk-adverse person, do not become a police officer.