This lawyer's a real winner

Man - that is A Serbian Film I can't masturbate to.

Meanwhile, MIT's uniforms are a C++

Whatever. That twitter account is all bark.

A for creativity, D for execution.

MORTAL WOMBAT!

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the Eric Cantina.

"MmGooooooooo Fuuuuuuuuucka Youselllllllllffffff Whorrrrre de clickbaaaaaaait"

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

"As a bitch" you should probably know I wasnt looking for credibility , just framing my opinion...

This doppelgänger is getting robbed. The Braves are paying a shit ton of money for a BJ Upton look alike to hang out in their starting lineup.

I don't happen to have a pen with me and this seems like your list, anyway, so it might be more appropriate for you to add it yourself.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

How is that different from any other country in the world cup? (Just checking North Korea hasn't qualified)

I really lost track of Freddy Adu's career.

The Houston Astros have put in a trade offer due to Hank's peerless ability to take a dump in right field.