It does seem a bit like a condensed description of the two seasons.

You know, I was going to suspect an editing error here, but then I realized that the character cut off by the viewpoint that confused me was actually Peter Gibbons.

I for one await the completion of "Fifty Shades of Gribble", which will go down in historical infamy for that one confusing scene where "Hank" (no, not that Hank, honest) gives his partner a Rusty Shackleford…

We in Canada kind of spoil the seriousness and stateliness of that list with Johnny Canuck.

Deathgasm tickles me in a way that if someone were to tickle me, I'd say "hey, that tickles".

Next up, America: Love it Or Leave it, the historical-revisionist film I plan to make to help Citizenship and Immigration Canada attract new bodies to offset all the Snowbirds leaving *for* Florida.

Solution: pair Rick Perry and Ted Cruz.

See also: Mother Jones.