• $11,000 signing bonus is egregious

wait, I’m genuinely asking because I don’t know and I’m entering “old” status and am not “with it,” but I thought the frog and tea emoji was supposed to signify that kermit sipping tea meme? Does that have some other alt-right meaning? I wouldn’t be surprised with this guy, but I would genuinely feel sad for kermit to…

No he won’t.

$100k Neon lol

Is it bad if it doesn’t unclench?

I swear to god... I should be sympathetic to people having materials being repossessed, or sold at pawn, or whatever, because that sucks, but the people in these stories are always the perfect mix of entitled and stupid to just be perfectly hateable.

Beat me to it. I was shocked, shocked I say, to hear it was Florida.

This is the correct answer

Missed the “Best-Looking” part huh?

No worries, you the american taxpayer will be there to bail them out. Same for banks and every other large U.S. business. Now go bootstrap harder silly poor.

Great plan until gas prices (inevitably) spike again.

I love this so much. Could have used it in college. “You’re....real.” Perfect.

“Too high” is subjective, but if you think you’re too high, we’re here to help! That’s all. Everything’s going to be okay.

Just because you know you’re not going to die doesn’t make it any less uncomfortable...

Burp. It works.

That...seems totally fair. Theres literally no reason to play with your phone in your car. BT headsets are like $15 bucks. Texts can wait. I set my nav before I go, and if I get lost I can pull over

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

This article is worth the click, if only for all the overcompensating truck owners who need to come in and blubber “but-but-but” about their pickups.