Wayne Newton is the Seminole mascot?

King Ginger, congratulations. You have defined the Chicago Cubs perfectly. Although "short term" may not apply in that case.

I'm fully aware or the "er" convention in hockey. And yet his teammatescall him "Crow"

Uh, you mean "Crow"?

Exactly, I have no idea what that shit is supposed to be. I never saw it at any Thanksgiving dinners.