Hahaha that happened to me and my mom once! She was never a big Simpsons fan, but heard my dad quote it enough to proclaim that she was so hungry she could eat at Arby’s. Good times at the Akron airport!

Yeah but cigarettes are taxed to high heaven in a lot of states. It’s not a one or the other solution here. It’s going to take taxes, government spending on information campaigns, and destigmatizing the idea that meat needs to be in every meal.

LET’S GO JOHNNIES!!!!

Where’s the Vernon Davis “sweet potato yams” remix when you need it?!

Fun fact: “White Yoda” is my nickname on the basketball court

As long as Bill Walton gets to be Secretary of Agriculture (to grow the real dank shit) I’m happy.

All hail comissioner Jerry!

The Sklars are amazing, I still quote “and the crowd can hardly contain himself” from the Super Dogs, Super Jocks episode.

This needs more stars.

*flexes and shirt rips off

Boy, I’m really glad this wasn’t a Van Gundy follow-up

Probably eat chicken wings and sing unimaginative chants. So you know, same old, same old.

Excellent piece. I wish I had something insightful to say, but I don’t.

I’ve given up on keeping track of the Rick and Morty world. As long as Mr. Poopybutthole is in the universe they are in, I’m happy.

I agree with the Lionel Hutz from Universe C-137!

Nah, LeBron doesn’t have enough of a muffin top.

Goddamnit Cleveland, you’re driving me bananas! *Freeze and credits*

You think that’s bad, just go to the comments section.

+1 Man for others

I want to know what his favorite regional chain of Ohio pizza is. I’m betting it’s Zeppe’s.