So what you are saying is the hoax was democrats sounding the alarm early about the urgency of the situation. Got it. Keep smoking that pole

Remember when he said he could murder someone and still get elected? He’s about to murder tens of thousands - and then prove that he was right about getting re-eelcted anyway.

He admitted to sexually assaulting women. One chamber has impeached him.

I want to see the proof that he's refusing his salary. There's no way that cheap, broke ass cheat is passing up $400,000 a year. 

This troll cannot seriously be stupid enough to believe this.

The ad has definitely succeeded.

“Rather than align herself with Hillary, Kamala, Kristen and Amy”

I think she’s still in a three-way tie for the tier right below where Sanders and Buttigieg (who is somehow still in this???*), though. She’s getting comparable actual support to Biden and Bloomberg.

That is ... unholy.

Teeeeeechnically they're using BB-9E to crush Jedi.

Fucking Oddjob.

Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

The difference, not that I think you genuinely care, is that there’s nothing inherently white about the character of Joker whereas the character of the Major is thoroughly informed by Japanese culture. The Joker is just a guy, not a white guy. He could be anyone.

No? I love this shit. Bless this mess.

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

Does he treat donkeys?  Because that would make him The Assman.

“You guys gotta kill Stark, man; I’m sick and tired of playing this guy year after year. I’m done with the dopey costumes and talking to a guy covered in ping-pong balls who’s eventually going to be eight feet tall and covered in fur! My career’s gotta move on! Hang on, my agent’s calling...uh-huh...an hour and a half…

G-g-giddyup!

Between the wardrobe, the hair, and the physical tics it feels like RDJ is playing Dr. Doolittle as the Victorian Cosmo Kramer.