I would be surprised if they didn’t put vader in, given that he’s been in *skims notes* every single star wars thing set while he’s alive except Solo.

Michelin ... getting tired. Because the company also makes tires.

“The reason is because women menstruate. To be a professional means to have a steady taste in your food, but because of the menstrual cycle, women have an imbalance in their taste, and that’s why women can’t be sushi chefs.”

This business with Michelin is getting tired.  

This is still a ridiculous lawsuit, but I really do think the country club looks worse here. 

Gonna have to gryn and bear it. 

I’m surprised to see Parks and Recreation so high up on the list. I was a huge fan when it was airing, but things have changed so massively since it finished that it no longer resonates for me at all. When it went off the air in 2015 it was possible to think a ragtag group of lovable misfits could find common cause…

Eh... I don’t know. While I don’t think it’s a “gotcha” question, I do think that it is a question that involves some thought. I think I would have been more offended if her pat response was MLK Jr. or Jesse Jackson or some shit like that because they are names that are low hanging fruit, so to speak. I think her…

Why is the story headlined “Elizabeth Warren Had A Hard Time Naming Prominent Black People” when the body of the text is about Elizabeth Warren naming prominent black people? Are you suggesting Elijah Cummings, Deval Patrick, and Melody Barnes don’t count?

If Smith was 12 in 1996, then he’s only 35/36 now. If that picture is accurate, holy crap he did not age well. And by that I mean, if the description of his living/working conditions wasn’t bad enough, seeing how poorly he’s aged should tell you how awful his life was. Also, all of those patrons who never came to…

You only sentenced this piece of shit to 1 year for every 2.3 years Mr. Smith was enslaved. The POS earned a helluva lot more than the tickle of 10 years you gave him.

He tortured this poor man physically, kept him from his family, worked him damn near to death, placed him in horrendous living conditions and didn’t pay him for 17 fucking years and ALL he was sentenced was 10 years???!!! This bastard should be serving no LESS than a 35 year sentence for his crimes.

Let me get this straight:

But even though Braasch hasn’t seen the video, she contends that she feels like it would exonerate her, adding that the “supervising officer who came late to the scene...was very hostile to me...He began berating me and I found his behavior to be very hostile...I was the harasser instead of the person being harassed.”

Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

Others have already posted it, but I think it deserves another share.

“No retreat, no surrender!”

1. Glad to see Jason still works here.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Talk to me more about the ranch soda though.