Don’t mind if I bring this in here. It seems like some folks could use a boost so they can see the joke.

It sickens me at the thought of a promising, talented young man throwing away the opportunity to have a wonderful and successful career. That’s why I go to bed every night praying that the Browns don’t draft Carson Wentz.

Yeah, but bananas fit perfectly in my hand. So God.

Our solar system is not symmetrical. So there’s that.

Damn those teams had some crazy blocks. My vote for best block of all time:

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect

I’m also sure of kobes response.

Mind you, here’s the promo image the Clippers tweeted out yesterday morning...

This but with different hats

So much of the Patriots’ success is based on giving Brady time to let plays develop, but with his limited mobility...

Yes, I’ve been looking for an accountant who openly admits to not paying attention when hundreds of thousands of dollars are on the line. I’m sure my taxes and financial well-being will be in good hands with this guy.

This is excellent Kinja

#WhiteLivesCantJump

Here’s one off the top of my head:

Nah. I’m keeping it to myself because I am a troll like that. My next objective is to solve world hunger and then tell no one.

GET THIS MAN A NOBEL PRIZE ASAP