Did you just fucking redact the word damn? Motherfucker, that shit is crazy.

You are going to hell. I will buy you a drink when you get there because I laughed before I could stop myself.

Maybe my report actually changed history. Or the future. I went back to 1969 and changed it but my 1969 self didn’t tell my 2019 self so I don’t know what happened .....oh no I’ve gone cross eyed

You find it hard to believe? And he was such an advocate? I didn't think so. He needs to understand the impact of this and lose something for it. But it'll just boost his career and so it goes. 

No. Just no. 

You're kidding about Harris, right? I mean if she ended up with the nomination. Tell me you are kidding me. 

Which bus why my kids generation started to say screw it, it’s too slow, my parents won’t let us play football, so (god help me) they went for soccer.

If you simply look at that child, without even knowing her, and can’t change your life to be able to take care of her, you are very sad indeed. Hope she can rise above and have a beautiful life. Stories like this just ruin me.

Residuals, man, residuals. Full freaking House money alone is probably 7 figures annually. So 50 million net worth and save a few million a year income. Probably OK. I don’t know why I am counting their money, I was just curious the other day what a Lori Loughlin made off that face.

Also, Aunt Becky is going to jail!

Fuck off

It’s interesting that we don’t go through this kind of public shaming of all criminals of this type. White collar crimes, political crimes, all kinds of stuff going on and it doesn’t even get reported.

This has got to become COTD

I know you know this already but that looks like shit. Actual shit. 

BIG NAPKIN RING!

“When William H Macy and Lori Loughlin grow old and die, their children will simply be middle class suburbanites with a famous parent.”

Same way they get a dog for the summer in the Hamptons, then just leave it to die when they go back home in September. Everybody knows exactly what’s going on. You just don’t talk about it at parties.

So they can get an education they otherwise might not be able to afford. 

Yeah it is. 

I assume at some point people of color will just decide to kill all us white folk. We just keep coming up with ever more abstract and clever ways to hate and exclude and keep them down. And for no apparent reason.