Michael, I guess you’ll just have to stay on the job. There seems to be an endless supply of stupid motherfuckers in positions of responsibility from teachers and first responders, through kkk members of congress (Scalise for example?), right on up to our actual fucking president and most of his staff and cabinet.

They should make a very public example of this guy. 

It's extreme gayness. 

Indeed. Or put into his own “experiment”.

I had a little league coach that constantly yelled “worst case! Stop it with your body, follow it, get it!” This was perfectly executed. 

Badminton. Volleyball. Ping pong. 

I just now realized how old I am.

Badminton? Ping pong? While I think the  ancient Greeks are rolling their eyes, break dancing at least has more people that might give a crap. 

Donald trump got Melania’s number at a party where she was a filler (I’m being polite) and he was there with someone he was cheating on his wife with. So he probably said something like “I’m a despicable cheating scumbag but I pretend I’m rich” and melania said “cool because I was just about ready to leave the country…

They took our jerbs!

Payup to nothanks (see below). It was a bet. Now pay up.

Like our fucking traitor president. Any attention is good. Nothing bad sticks. As long as he does something fucked up often enough, his base does the “full Hannity” and the barstool sports MO kicks in. And nobody can do a goddam thing about it except the people that can, and they don’t want to because they’re fucking…

It puts the lotion on its skin....

fucking beautiful. 

You are more diplomatic than I was. No excuse for this “journalist" to simply not give a shit. And no editing function anywhere in sight. Undermines the credibility of the whole site. Good job, Ibn. 

You got BOTH names wrong and continued to do so throughout the story?! Both. You’re a “contributing editor” and you can’t take 5 fucking seconds to google the names of the fucking cops that you are writing about? You lazy-ass, no talent, bum. Not a single proof/read? No editor? What the fuck?

Fix your fucking typos and then talk about what sport is stupid. The combine may have some stupid components, but the sport is stupid? 

You got that right. Of all sites to support don fucking lemon. I am amazed.

Is there no room for dialogue? Because that would be a shame since we could never fix the problem we have.

Awesome