Apostle Dr. Kwadwo Safo inspects every vehicle with his penis.

The president doesn’t need to know everything, but there are certain things the president needs to know. A basic understanding of the most lethal tool of the presidency, the power to end life on earth as we know it, is one of those things.

This is the military sub-blog. It wasn't forced, you clicked on it. I choose not to click on Truck Yeah! articles, you can probably manage for this.