The car is ugly. It looks like someone took a Mercedes and then immediately went to PepBoys to install fake chrome vents and other little bits of unnecessary stuff.

William. I’m so glad you wrote this review as I LITERALLY just picked up an XV20 about a week ago. I got it from a buddy’s mom after the dealership tried to give them $200 for a trade in towards a Ford Fusion Titanium that they picked up. It’s in “Retirement Tan” as my friends call it. And I nabbed this wayward boat…

Just doing some quick math here, assuming it’s around what they currently sell for, it’d be around $93K +TTT, so... $105K, plus some options, which means you’d likely land around $115K. Since Audi’s tend to age like a fine... uhm, bread... let’s assume it’s going to be worth $48K in 36 months.

Like a bag of chips being opened VERY slowly in the middle of the night to avoid waking up mom and dad.

Whoops, here you go!

I am in a lot of camping groups for people that own small campers and quite a few people in those groups were waiting for this to come out so they could buy them to tow their campers since it has a 5,000 pound tow rating. So my question is how does it tow with a CVT?

All questions that I would ask. I’m down to CX9 vs Sienna for my choices, and this thing is a dark horse 3rd place. I sat in one at the NY auto show and the 3rd row seems even smaller than the CX9.

Can you please do actual family stuff if possible?

Tell us about the cupholders, Stef. Are they all those annoying fixed-size, molded plastic ones that are the right size for a soda can but the wrong size for anything larger? Are half of them in the doors and only good for water bottles? Are these 19 good, American cupholders or is this just some gimmick that’s going…

It’s probably a shitty paint job. The red fender vents and rear trim are already indicators of poor taste. And honestly most V6 Panamera owners are pretty cheap. They are ballers on a budget most times.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Why Buy a 1991 Geo Metro When You Can Get a BMW i8 Instead?

Hey Farva, what’s that place you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?