I’m hoping that this all leads up to Pitt coming out as bisexual.

I need Frank Ocean and Brad Pitt to date.

I once recited poetry to get laid, I can’t blame Brad here.

Brocean!!

We’ve all been there.

Where. In the. World. Is. Doris Payne’s corpse diamond?

No lie, that would be pretty awesome.

When she dies they should turn her cremains into one of those corpse gems. Something really shiny and bright. People could take turns stealing her as a neverending tribute.

Well, you go in expecting it to be sort of sad and terrible, right? So when it’s exactly that AND MORE, you really get your money’s worth. Apparently he lost a tooth in the middle of the show and people helped look for it, and they found it!! And the show itself was as terrible as you’d expect but my friend said it…

Can you not? I don’t want to go there, but are you new?

IMHO, his attorney is kind of doing a shitty job. The “respecting ( insert celeb)‘s personal life” line should only be used for divorces, deaths, wrongfully outing someone.... Using this line on a (basically) convicted pedophile?

No, if you can’t call your parents without his permission, that’s beyond simple kink.

Congrats!

Bey is Southern as hell so baby Sir doesn’t shock me. I’m also a black Midwesterner and 2nd generation northerner & I went to school with Queens, Sirs, Princesses and Duchesses. I’m 40.

Jay Z and Beyonce are Black all the time, though. Money or no. They seem to have always been aware of that fact even if white people only thought of their Blackness as a quirk.

I didn’t say they thought about race. I showed that there’s historical precedence for the name. But thanks for playing.

I’m a few months off 29 and I know what Internet comment sections are for and I can have an opinion about the observable patterns of comments when regarding Black women deemed “uppity” in any way. Moreover, I’ve been commenting on Jezebel.com since 2007, so I know how the comments tend to lean.

Any tattoo of the name of any “boyfriend” or “girlfriend” is stupid. I wouldn’t even recommend people married for 50 years do this. Year 51 might be it.

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.