Lying while filing out SF-86 forms, in the words of my retired army officer relative, is “...not only something you don’t do, but is a really fucking stupid thing to do. You just don’t do it.”

I fill out the same form every five years. I would be FUCKING FIRED if I pulled this same kind of bullshit. FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS AND ALL OF THE ASSFUCKS RESPONSIBLE FOR PUTTING THESE DOUCHEBAGS IN POWER. Sorry, not sorry, am on my third drink.

I’m wondering if I met with Sergey Kislyak last year? Because apparently I wouldn’t remember, if I did.

Yes, bitch.

Sergey Kislyak, the most forgettable man in the world.

Wasn’t it am awesome time to be alive? So much amazing music with not a lot of sampling and interesting beats.

He might go up in the estimation of people who vote red/Trump. They love tough guys.

I’ll be Debbie Downer: it isn’t necessarily a good thing if the GOP leadership hops on the impeachment train right away. The last thing we want is all those hard-right Congressmen looking like the party of Truth and Justice just in time for the 2018 midterms. “See how honorable we are? We impeached our own guy! You…

It was such a joke, especially considering like half the presidents before that had mistresses or whatever.

Blow job impeachment? Nobody in their right mind took that seriously.

I cannot wait for every adult who told me there wouldn’t be an impeachment with a GOP-controlled Congress to eat crow.

Yes, google and there’s audio of it. He went on some ny radio show saying his mom asked him to stop the beef with nas. Since when does a hip hop king back down because his momma asked him to.

I don’t know who Nas is

Do dudes have a favorite nad?

Jay-z or Nas or Biggie or TuPac could really ruin a mid-90s party fast.

My baby has a favorite boob, does that count?

It’s not a thing.

Brava! This is the comment I came here to read.

Just searched that and it is some weird stuff. He either raped a 12 year old, or if you believe his version the 12 year old was raped by someone else.

I know important people low key read Jez, so if anyone who works on the show has Blake K’s number, please do your girl a solid. #shootyourshot