His name is Blanket...he had the deck stacked against him from day one. Blanket.

I feel for those kids. They never really stood a chance.

Jenner added, “I’m out there trying to make a difference in the world. There’s a lot of drama in the Kardashian family.

Literally everything they say, I’m like:

I understand your point, but all this doesn’t happen in a vacuum. Wider support means more participants, which means lower prices due to economies of scale. Secondly, better food leads to better health. Maybe that means they stay out of the doctor’s office or the emergency room a little more and in general we…

Former First Lady Michelle Obama slammed the Trump administration for its decision to cut back the school lunch program.

What’s the T??? Spill, gurl, spill!

Why not? :/

so she ate all the people who were going to eat her?

Maybe that’s intentional (on daddy’s part)

Throw up in your mouth time.

Jesus, Kushner with Trump-hair is a horror-villain level look. Also maybe confusing for Ivanka???

I totally get it Kim. Sometimes I have hundreds of dollars of extensions put in by the worlds best hair stylist and then decide to pull them out a few hours later too

Actually how are his surrogates supposed to know what he’s doing? He does stuff at random and probably doesn’t brief them.

I feel like I’m losing my mind. how is any of this even real?

Yeah like the way Comey was fired. That was planned? So is the White House completely incompetent or unfathomably cruel?

Also “Think I’ll just start my weekend on Thursday so I can go golfing”

For some reason hearing Trump describe himself as “a very active President with lots of things happening” makes me think of the way that people describe retirement home residents.

I liked the “don’t make me pull this car over right now” tweet that followed:

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!....