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what? Certainly this guy could never be a Dr. feelgood...

Would not surprise me at all, considering he allegedly only sleeps 3 to 5 hours every night.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

Until even Squarespace and Audible refuse to buy ad space.

Richard Simmons is the sweetest guy. My mother is the author of a bunch of beach-read/comedy crime books. They sell well and she has great fan base but she never thought that a celebrity was reading them.

Clearly the RiRi and/or Rock posts should have been the lead story here. Both are national treasures.

and Mayer reportedly developed a “mad crush” on her as well

Omg—thank you for the reminder and link! That article is full to *bursting* with gems from Mayer, about Mayer. Some of my favorites:

I keep telling myself I’m going to stop dating celebrities, but then I never do! I try and try, but every time I walk out of my house, I trip over a celebrity and find myself having sex with them. It’s a problem that I don’t think gets enough attention.

What is it with that guy?

Queen recognize Queen. And also obeys her mother about removing explicit lyrics.

Have any of you read this absolutely bananas NYT article on John Mayer? Dude bro is out of control.

His “David Duke” boner, don’t forget.

Haha the source is acting like he’s in a goddam 5 Step Program for dating hot young celebrities. Such a struggle!

“moderate”? No. Those instagrams are everything.

“This concert was a major challenge for him. 5 years ago he would have made a move on Kendall and Hailey, but now he exercises restraint.”

He retweeted Ijeoma Oluo’s Rachel Dolawhitelady interview this week and I literally squealed out loud in delight for her.

Stacy: Can I come to the cookout? Pleeeeeeeease?

I thought Naya had a baby and was married? I recall her showing a magazine her designer baby room while she was pregnant...

I don’t care how much chlorine is in that water. It’s not enough.