For real. Some of these stories are not good for my anxiety and anger issues.

Yeah - I hate to make cliched generalizations but - some of the best parents I know have had horrific childhoods. I hope the best for everyone involved; her mom included.

Oh god the therapy

as a black chick that shit is triggering as fuck.

Well u are a genius for cracking that case and I think it makes Junior's character even more hilariously lovable, so thank you.

I’m pretty sure Junior’s character has drawn some strong parallels from the life that is Drake’s

We are a few days apart in age. She will be 35 this fall. I think it checks out, as I can totally relate to the changes I’ve seen in her face lately: “omg she has the same creases around her mouth that I have that make me look like an aging chipmunk!”

between that auction mess and this story here - if i think about either of these for more than 2.3 seconds i really believe i will go super saiyan.

WuT

Thank you for starting one of the most hilariously absurd threads I’ve come across in a while. Our comrades’ synopses are just as entertaining, if not more so, than the movies themselves. The folks on here are funny as hell.

Going to watch that shit RIGHT.NOW. I should not be this excited.

He’s so proud of her. And it is so real my gawd

That reads as legitimately terrifying.

my response:

I really try not to be an asshole parent and the teachers that care, can see that. I feel that has gotten me miles ahead of other parents - we’re all overworked and stressed and we have got to have one another’s backs.

my lordt. that goddess is unreal.

I was a big Pac fan, and now as a mother I look at her life and make connections to her struggles that I never was able to before - I am a Black mother of 2 young boys that struggles with chemical dependency and racism and the crippling fear that comes with trying to get a handle on those things. I would have viewed…

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO FOR MY SNOTTY-NOSED ECZEMA-RIDDEN FOOD-ALLERGY-HAVING KIDS. YOU ARE AMAZING AND THE WORLD WOULD COLLAPSE WITHOUT YOU.

THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO FOR MY SNOTTY-NOSED ECZEMA-RIDDEN FOOD-ALLERGY-HAVING KIDS. YOU ARE AMAZING AND THE WORLD WOULD COLLAPSE WITHOUT YOU.

Solange is petty and can’t be contained and I love her for it.