yeah I admire her loyalty but when i looked at that ring the first thing i thought was “he can’t afford that.” all based on my opinion that he’s lame as hell. he makes poor decisions, but i guess we don’t know what he does for her behind-the-scenes, he might be the best friend evar.

She sealed the deal for me when she almost knocked her kid’s face off with the car door. #soulmates#blessed

Who is Chris Klein again?

I.LOVE.IT.

I feel so bad for the Cavallari situation. The details so far aren't very promising. :((( I hope he's found safe and sound.

Obama knows EXACTLY WHAT HE’S DOING. This is a tactic to poke holes all up in the Repub platform and they totally fell right into that trap!

I think I read somewhere that they’re seriously considering this name. Which, I think is crazy because she & Kanye are using the kids’names to troll people.

Preach. I rolled my eyes until they couldn't roll anymore when I read that college paper b.s.

Justin STFU.

I wasn’t expecting to enjoy that as much as I did. She’s such a mom - “did u know that if you go to (insert store/restaurant) on (weekend day) before (ungodly hour) you can get (something gross) for free?!” (‘free’ is still too much money for that crap, Ma) l love that trick where the ‘rents try to seduce you into…

That is a child's butt.

There are too many gems in this article. Oh lord this is so good. Just perfect.

I love Adele.

My 4 yr old and I cracked up at this countless times. Damn good work.

The Holly Holm/Beyonce link is broken!

As much as I’m tired to death of hearing about Will & Jada’s marriage/arrangement, this is some truth tho:

I am super excited to read these - I CANNOT WAIT - but I will because I’m going to set aside some time specifically for me to go down this hole, uninterrupted. I love weird shit like this.

Moms are allowed 1 good drunk-ass party a year, if they so choose. It’s not sad, & not an indication of unfit mothering. We don't see her like this at all really, so I mean, it's whatever at this point.

Suri is 9?!

Dang - Jezebel is killing Man Crush Monday! I got a healthy serving of Joe Man-meat, some Chris H (the only Hemsworth), and a splash of Zayn. It has been a GOOD DAY.