Ok I’m kinda losing it at all these “who is that guy where do I know him from???” and “That girl is gorgeous, who is she??” I can be an oldie with the best of them but geez louise people, get it together.

DAAAAAANNNNGGGG that was cold. Like, I’d crumble if someone told me in this year of 2015 that I’m a twee fuckboy’s basic bitch. Now if it were, say, 2001, I'd take it as a compliment. Ah, youth be so crazy like that.

That's amazing. Thank tou for sharing that :) and I hope you continue to take care of yourself.

It is kinda weird that she uses a euphemism...I lean toward Brit because maybe, just maybe, Ms Jones is being mindfully sensitive to Brit in light of what we now know about her mental/emotional history, and therefore chose not to call her by name. No one wants to be mean to Britney anymore.

She’s like a real-life Cookie Lyon. Fur? Check. Bling? Check. Smirk/My Eyes are Up Here Yea those Are my Titties and...? Check, check, and check.

I hope his name/face becomes famously synonymous for being the loser that Serena schooled on national television and suffers humiliation for the rest of his living days. While in line at Target: “Hey aren’t you that dumbass that told Serena to smile?”

YES. I scream at my phone: “you didn’t have to hurt the baby (-ies)! I know it feels like the misery will never end, but there are better ways to deal with your pain than killing your kids! Don’t you have anyone to TALK to??? You could have talked to me, hell, I’ll take the damned kids, just don’t hurt ‘em!”

The addition of the choreography was pretty cool. Tingly feels

I wasn’t ready

Ok actually no. I would not be able to able.

Take all of my dollars.

That must be why I've been seeing so many intentional up-close shots of her in recent days. I just don't recall her being as visible before, and she seems to be everywhere now.

I’m a horrible person, because just this past week I’ve been seeing up-close shots of her face much more than usual (idk why) and the first thing that came to my head was: “oh yeah that hairstylist guy is definitely her father.” Which, why is it any of my g-damned business?

My 4 year old saw the Bacon Big Boy and ran away screaming “ the hot dog turned into a monster!”

OH MY LAMB LORD JESUS. This is a gift from heaven above! I...what...WHO? Who did this? What depraved mind created those devices of misery? I know not everyone believes in God, but this is the surest affirmation of Satan’s existence. And I love it.

Yeah part of me thinks Kylie is smarter than we know. The few times I watched the show (way before her face changed) she seemed to be the stronger one of the Jenner sisters, and Kim & Khloe would gush about how they wished they had Kylie’s tumblr. I believe she has a razor-sharp business acumen & she’s going to take…

So last night my sister was all (paraphrase) “I heard Kanye makes all her fashion choices and I think she looks SO MUCH better now. She used him to get her where she is now.”

Awwww! She is adorable! She seems so warm and looks like she really likes being with her fans. I could watch her hugging people all day. The more I see/hear about Rih, the more I like her. I’m generally not a fan of pop stars, but she has won me over big time.

Is it possible for a pussy to concave? Because I think that’s what mine just did.

GROSS.