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Johannes van Stelten
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I read it too, but it’s hard for me to imagine the AV Club making a basic factual error like that. Oh wait, no, the opposite.

Who the fuck are you to tell her who she is and isn’t allowed to let masturbate in front of her?

I read the piece the day it landed, and yes, he did ask.

I’m NOT defending CK, but because facts and journalism matter, I thought I read that he asked? Not that he said he asked, but that his accusers said he asked. Which doesn’t make it ok, but it’s an important detail. If I got that wrong, I apologize.

Clearly CK should be allowed to return to comedy... But he should be required to wear oven mitts at all times.

I like the one that Paul F. Tompkins was a guest on.

I like the one hosted by the mid-tier improv performer that has guests ranging from standup comedians to other improv performers.

I saw the headline for this earlier in the day and assumed it was a retrospective review of some video release from 10 years ago. I’m astounded they made another one of these.

I guess Daniel Kaluuya and Rosamund Pike suddenly got too expensive for this series. Poor Olga Kurylenko though. First a Bond movie, then a Tom Cruise movie, and now she’s in this.

Why would that plan make sense? “You’re not eager to get more into bed with the mob? Let’s have someone take potshots at you, presumably for your existing mob connections”. 

After the episode the creators confirmed that it was the rival mobsters.

Once again C.C. comes through with the comic relief, ordering 2 Porterhouses , Trump style. I was just waiting for him to remind the waiter to bring the ketchup..

Ok, guys, enough with this: The Prince and Snow White fell in love in the beginning of the movie. When Snow runs off after the Huntsman lets her go, The Prince doesn’t know about the Queen’s plan and goes looking for her. During his search, the Evil Queen poisons Snow.

Yeah it’s pretty weird that people can’t seem to understand this is a story and it is in no way encouraging you to kiss unconscious women in real life.

Clerks: The Animated Series had a good one too, where they only showed clips from the very first episode. Of course, ABC aired them out of order, so the clip show ended up being flashbacks to an episode that never aired.

“Is he retarded?”

I love a good mashup (new Mouth Sounds album time now please?), and this is excellent. I love mashups that entirely change the feeling of a song, and this 100% does that to Backseat Freestyle, which I always found sad in the context of the album but here feels like a hopeful anthem despite the intentionally goofy lyric

As someone who dabbles in mashups I consider “of course it all lines up” a bit of an oversimplification. It’s actually quite hard to find lyrics and music that align so closely in terms of rhythm and cadence. Certainly there are thousands of pop songs with very similar chord progression but a lot of times it sounds

Your second paragraph is straight out of the playbook of a white boomer conservative, congratulations.

Ugh, I hate that. Lampshading your shitty movie doesn’t make it any less shitty.