The longer he tweets, the more I’m reminder of that other great reality star turned President, Zaphod Beeblebrox…

OMG, this was the best thing i read all day.

He means one of two things:

Former registered Republican here. I bowed out of that party in 2012 when it was apparent that they hadn’t represented my interests in a good long time. I knew Donald Trump would be an embarrassment to the country and himself, but he’s just over the top with everything.

Mr. Trump, I have some news for you: you WON the…

Poor Trump supporters. All they wanted was an old, rich guy who would make America Christian & white and give them jobs they wouldn’t have to go to college for. Who would have predicted the guy who promised them that is batshit insane?

Hey, Dumb Orange Littlefinger knows from McCarthyism! His mentor Roy Cohn was Joseph McCarthy’s sidekick and enforcer.

The left, and all free thinking Americans interested in maintaining a liberal democracy, needs to keep at this guy, he’s gonna crack, he’ll do or say something that changes things, that even the sycophants (the Republican party) can’t ignore. Speaking of the “Republican” party, calling them republicans is like calling…

From Malcolm Nance, counter terrorism expert, “I have no idea what Donald Trump is talking about with wire tapping. We do not even do that, the way he probably thinks, from The Sopranos, where we’re actually running a wire and putting bugs into his office.”

For once, I hope he’s right. It means he as under investigation for his ties to Russia. He’s literally too stupid to realize that he could have just brought his own undoing into the light.

The story is exactly what you read. If you’d rather argue domain name vs website then 10 years ago that semantic argument might have been valid.

They sound desperate and scared for their lives, but not like terrorists. All I can think is how lucky I am to have been born here, and how I’m much more likely to be harmed or killed by someone like me.

Speaking as a devout Catholic (of a left wing bent), Protestants never seem to understand that there’s no principle of general papal infalliability—ordinarily, the Pope is human and highly falliable, making mistakes like any other human. There’s a reason why the Pope has his own confessor and attends weekly…

Thank you for this clear and concise response to the shitposting above. I’m sure you’ll get no such thanks from said shitposter(s) but I certainly appreciate it.

If you want to get into the details, there is considerable debate among scientists as to whether the Larsen C ice shelf breakup, specifically, is related to climate change. Dr. Wagner who I interviewed suspects it is, but connections like this are very difficult to tease out because of our limited data. The broader…

Considering Trump was all about saying how he doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, won’t do drugs, etc. it’s strange that his closest adviser is clearly an alcoholic.

Let’s not forget that today, Spicer called the Yemen raid a success and said that to not consider it a success was disrespectful to slain Navy SEAL CPO Ryan Owens.

Oh fuck him with a rusty pitchfork. That is fucking despicable.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.