Considering Trump was all about saying how he doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, won’t do drugs, etc. it’s strange that his closest adviser is clearly an alcoholic.

Let’s not forget that today, Spicer called the Yemen raid a success and said that to not consider it a success was disrespectful to slain Navy SEAL CPO Ryan Owens.

Oh fuck him with a rusty pitchfork. That is fucking despicable.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

I’m surprised it isn’t. This judge needs to be removed ASAP.

Holy shit. Your side note should be included in the article.

Obviously someone wasn’t invited to the orgies.

I was gonna say, how’d he get to be judge with such shitty math skills? 1970, yo! The Quaaludes Generation! The discovery of the clitoris! Hot tubs, swingers, orgies! Nope, no teenagers having sex back THEN, no way.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

When I was 19 years of age, the sexual proclivities of young people wasn’t anything, anything like I see today.

All the other bullshit of this aside, how the fuck do you enforce government-mandated celibacy?

Canadian airlines are pro-actively helping those affected by this to change flights, destinations, etc, at no extra cost to the passenger. Nicely done

Somewhat unamusingly, an edict came down from our airline management via email about this. They were going to start holding the flight crews accountable for anyone who got on board who was turned away from the USA (it costs the airline an enormous amount of money when this happens.)

MABA: Make America Bane Again

Mark Hamill has read some of his tweets as the Joker... so, you’re not far off?

I’ve been saying for months that Trump is literally a comic book villain.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.