Earlier this year in Illinois a motorcyclists uploaded a video of himself running from the cops. In the video they were able to determine he had to go like 130 mph. Cops tracked him down and charged him for it with his own Youtube video.

“Wow, I’m going 228km/h (141mph) on a public road! Better take a picture and post it!”

Yeah, that was him being arrested at a protest a few years back. While to me it speaks to his commitment to resistance, many think it’s inappropriate. I’ve replaced it for that reason. Don’t want to distract from the story at hand.

Does anyone know one that is similar for Android? I am a terrible singer and I wouldn’t mind practicing to be a bad singer. My wife would appreciate it.

Don’t take away my NPR. I just got to the age where I really enjoy it and sometimes crave it.

Presidential budgets are always DOA. Looks like the Trump administration spent about five minutes on this and called it a day.

Funny (by that I mean sad) how some of these programs funding amounts to the cost of only a few patriot missiles. Yet the military’s getting more money to buy those $3m a piece devices to shoot down $200 drones. 

Considering Trump was all about saying how he doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, won’t do drugs, etc. it’s strange that his closest adviser is clearly an alcoholic.

Let’s not forget that today, Spicer called the Yemen raid a success and said that to not consider it a success was disrespectful to slain Navy SEAL CPO Ryan Owens.

Oh fuck him with a rusty pitchfork. That is fucking despicable.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.

I’m surprised it isn’t. This judge needs to be removed ASAP.

Holy shit. Your side note should be included in the article.

Obviously someone wasn’t invited to the orgies.

I was gonna say, how’d he get to be judge with such shitty math skills? 1970, yo! The Quaaludes Generation! The discovery of the clitoris! Hot tubs, swingers, orgies! Nope, no teenagers having sex back THEN, no way.

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

All the other bullshit of this aside, how the fuck do you enforce government-mandated celibacy?