This better?

How dare you suggest that people should be personally responsible for anything!

This Finn on Finn violence isn’t safe for work.

I guess you can say... [Puts on sunglasses]... cooler heads prevailed.

U R the heaviest 911

Also the heaviest 911

If so, Jalopnik would be interested in purchasing Skoda. Have your people call our people, VW.

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Some serious swampass in that last picture

[“Without the Beetle, there would be no Porsche.” - Porsche LMP1 Head Fritz Enzinger on the Traveling Torchbug. Yes, even a guy who heads up a winning Le Mans program has to acknowledge the humble Beetle’s importance.]

“Did you accidentally pick up your husband’s magazine?”

fuck off buddy. Cyclists/pedestrians/bikers who think they can illegally block traffic can go and fuck themselves. They deserve to get hit and run over. Stay in your goddamn lane and let people drive through. Some of us have shit to do and don't have time for your tree hugging festival. Want to ride your bike using…

Here I’ll help out. Fuck off.

The “plus” button on vtech cars (the only cars with this function) actually increases the vtech, resulting in more revs as the vtech velocitates higher, resulting in the horsepowers and torques synergizing together, multiplicating speed and efficiency.

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

More than two dozen witnesses testified before the 23-member grand jury panel, including police, medical officials, track personnel, accident reconstruction experts and others. The grand jury also viewed photos, videos and other evidence.