So the next morning, I'm driving out to my local CarMax in the Ferrari, and a thought hits me: What if they recognize me? I've been doing these Range Rover columns for a while, and they're pretty popular, and I've received quite a few e-mails from current and former CarMax employees, sharing some funny stories of…

Yeah, it starts during the day today. I think it may be a little later though. 6:30 EST I believe. Should be a great race!

I've seen better.

Hmm, what have I learned from buying new cars... well, for one, never take Jalopnik commenter advice on the purchase of any new vehicle. They will undoubtedly try to steer you away from any car that meets your needs and into one that is an old piece of shit.

Will a small child fit in the trunk?

so this floods the rear compartments? doesn't seem very humane

ooh heat lamps! gotta keep those perps fresh and ready to serve!

Rumor has it that after pwning his sons, the father told them he previously had and would continue to have sexual relations with their mother.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Quite a role model for her kid.

SHOTS FIRED

Tell me again about that time you threw for four touchdowns in a single game in high school... and how that was the high point of your life.

Road Cone kicked in, Yo!

unfamiliar with that particular vehicle but from my experience with kinja, God help whoever owned one

Thar she blows!

He was later gunned down by police for loitering, sparking international outrage in the ongoing avian rights battle.