I did that to a Mercedes in a parking garage once. My Dad was driving when this Mercedes pulled in (it was a tight space) and just scraped the side of my families minivan and left a huge scratch down the side. The guy driving it gets out, looks at us in the car with our windows down, says nothing, and walks away. I…

I know right! I wonder if they have a file on me from before Kinja. My face on a poster in the Gawker lunch HQ with the inscription "Never again" right below it.

Instead of "Why can't Saab survive?", why aren't you asking "Why can't we let Saab go?" They haven't made interesting or broadly appealing cars in a couple decades, yet for some reason, there's a small group of fetishists here that continues to think Saab will make it if they just get the right opportunity or…

Speaking of which, I've seen perfectly normal comments still not get the approval yet.

With the tent! Best in Show!

you are a moron.

so many idiots applying road racing techniques to oval dirt racing.

I saw this post on Reddit by user iksbob regarding sprint cars...

So what you're saying is...

Everyone you make a meme about I hired so...

Patrick, we in the Jalop community forgive you and your criminal record. Now, onto the memes!

So I'm supposed to run from the cops in a press car owned by General Motors, with one of their employees in the passenger's seat?

I only check this list to make 100% DC did not appear on it.

Road Atlanta, have NASCAR alternate between this and the speedway on a yearly basis.

"Tenderly Jason stroked his hand across his lover's curves, fingers lingering on the delicate sweep of her body as he savored the smooth caress of her flesh against his own. Softly he stroked around to her rear, his fingers teasingly caressing against her nethers as he reached down, and raised the beetle's engine…

CUNT. Cannot. Understand. Normal. Thinking.

Wouldn't have happened in the kitchen.....

WHY DID SHE TURN???