I'm only 20, but I feel old for remembering the Winston Cup.

No, they proved Windows Vista was a bad idea.

In some sick way, I'd almost rather my remaining grandmother die like a lawless badass than the way my other 3 grandparents have gone: multilple aneurisms and a vegetative state; cerebral hemhorrage while sleeping; and a protracted 3-year battle with Alzheimers in a nursing home.

She should have whipped out the student manual and explained in a level tone that what they are doing is forbidden. After one of them emerged victorious, standing upon the broken and battered body of his foe, she could have expressed how disappointed she was in his actions, but do so in a way that does not degrade his…

So should I call the doctor now, or 4 hours from now when it's definitely still hard?

I get 4 door coupes drag queens. Sure, they don't fit the traditional definition of a coupe woman, but they are usually gorgeous and much more practical and reasonable than real coupes women.

This better be good, Ive got Matts number typed into my phone and am just waiting to hit send.

This is, however, how you her warmed up and ready to go.

I gotta say it, I REALLY like this look. The flat(ter) hood that leads into the alligned headlights and grill. It really evokes the old school muscle car heritage. I'm a huge fan of this over the weird proportions of the previous face. Am I the only one?

Da(r)t Ass

I found an alternate video with a better exhaust.

The next mod is a ticket dispenser. The longer the drift, the more tickets come out. Save them up and trade them in for a prize!

The Trailer looked promising. I hope the movie delivers. I have to admit I was doubting whether the director was the best possible choice...

What do you mean "total loss"? Just pack it full of rice and put it in the oven on 'keep warm'.

Because driving anything less is totes uncool brah. Dudes might be a victim of horrible bullying at the suburban private school if they don't have awesome wheels.

Can I say what I wish was mandated? Amber turn signals on all cars. I know that many people don't bother using them at all, but I find it easier to notice a turn signal/hazard lights when they are amber. It coincides with the use of flashing yellow traffic lights for warnings.

Scroll by fast enough and jumping jacks.

I waited for the punchline so long, I felt like I was being held for... Ransom.

I thought you were trying to get the beetle to drift. I can see how that might take some time.