"No no no, thats a fucking female. I don't care, she wants to be a man, Ima treat her like a man!"

Phew! I was worried I wasn't going to be able to cook with this car.

In that situation, would proof of purchase from a debit card/credit card statement work in place of a receipt?

All I wanted from this race was for Jimmie Johnson not to advance. I could care less about the outcome as long as this happened which it did.

Actually, nobody touched Biffle. He just turned right into Jr.

I can't tell you how pissed I was. I have to take good care of this car because it's my job and people don't do well who fuck around with press cars and yeah I know the stories of people driving them off the road and crashing at tracks and blowing tires and getting keyed and getting towed and rolling and wrecking, too.

AWW YISSS

I mean, they were already going to jail so at that point, what did they have left to lose? Might as well just get it on.

Silly Porsche, you're not a Ferrari!

and honestly I don't think that would have shown much due to how high it sits on the head.

Front has a bit of Honda Ridgeline in it

Someone get Torch and Otto on that right away!

I'll reserve judgement for when I see it in person but from this picture, 10/10 would hoon an Abarth version.

#2 is priceless.

Every snow we got last year I did #3 and I don't even own a truck lol

I never noticed before, but now that you point it out, that's all I'm ever gonna see now. Just like the arrow on the FedEx trucks..... Thanks....

+50hp minimum

Yup. Damn base models..... Hate when car manus cheap out on stuff like that.