1.21 gigawatts! 

Caterpillar drive 

Yup.  Night before leaving drinks! 

The Lucky Dog stands at New Orleans Airport have saved my ass a few times over the years when running late. 

I for one am shocked 

And in related news, Southwest has now decided to delay re-introducing alcoholic beverage service.

Yeah. I’m past the point of feeling sorry for people who fall for the gift card scams. If you don’t know that one by now you should stay under your rock.

Yeah.  Yikes is the correct response. 

Yup. Nevermind most abductors are someone the child knows. They just love fantasizing that some random out there thinks their kid is special enough to take. 

I think he’s mowing the lawn. 

The purpose of the Lightning is to tailgate a Jimmy Buffett concert with your blender and inflatable hot tub plugged in. 

Collecting Pens?

Yeah I’ve only ever bought the screw on ones.  Gonna have to grab one of these. 

Never credit is basically the same theory as temperance. I/my dad/someone I know couldn’t use it responsibly so nobody should use it

Trying to remember the last time I set foot in a Subway. 

More like they have really bad credit and its the only car the buy here pay here lot could jam them into. 

Today I learned that Omaha is hilly 

Bought a Chrysler Aspen, doesn’t believe in vaccines.  Yeah there’s a ton of brainpower on display here. 

air fryer works great for this as well. 

Loved that sauce.