“The woman calls the Patriot an asshole and leaves”

An incredibly rude display. Please take this post down.

Bastard

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

A list of lasers! You must have trouble dodging all the panties thrown at you!

1A. Cat, domesticated

When asked about defensive metrics at the same presser, Hunter said:

Yeah. I just thought the Patriots learned how to use tape a few years ago.

I'm going to rule out the chance that this is a Corinthians reference.

RIP

Look, if lying about playing sports in school is good enough for Skip Bayless, it's good enough for this guy.

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."

this guy goes beyond garden variety religious hypocrite into total psychotic. Blowing off sexual assault so that the victim runs out of the courtroom and then saying he hoped it was hard for her to hear that because it might inspire her to come clean. Of course the capper is comparing himself to Jesus (that was a…

Hey, you forgot, "Just a grapefruit in a bowl," Grandma.

As long as the dick didn't lead with its head, it shouldn't be a flag.

Makes me sad

Just hoping he isn't credited with half a sack.