Thanks!

Madonna Free Parking

I am definitely in the wrong business.

I can't wait till people get mad when they find out this character isn't real.

That's more of a Bazooka Joe joke.

Chim chimnery cheroo, motherfucker!

That's not my homeboy, that's my homepod!

ESPN is owned by Univision?

You guys have a fresh new sound.

I can't wait for Paterno's "Life is a game of inches" speech!

No, the guy who was in Gigli.

Those Penn State tees and sweatshirts made them alluring.

Well, duh, that's like, Prime Pacino (which is, incidentally, the name of my cover band).

Top Gun 2: Poop Deck

Top Gun 2: Gunning For The Top

I couldn't remember his name either. IMDb lists him as Maverick. Wikipedia gave the full name.

I remember seeing Maverick in the theaters and halfway through the movie, the film cut or something, so they weren't able to fix it. I did get a free pass for a future movie. I think I saw the rest of the movie on VHS.

I thought it was going to be called Lt. Pete Mitchell.

But will there be a young upstart, a "Top Gun", if you will, that Maverick trains? Or is Maverick still the outrageous yet sensitive man he was in the first movie?

Theme song by Tina Turner.