Let me guess, she's going to cut her hair?

♫ Meet the new show, just like the old show
Won't get fooled again ♬

One of the few laughs I had was when Dan came in and started talking about how the band The Archies were underrated.

I'm old, but I know some of these!!

Fuck you, cancer.

"Friends, let me tell you about the The Big League Box…"

*Grandpa makes a YouTube channel for his unboxing of The Big League Box*

I'm surprised this guy is allowed to make money while being president. I know there's nothing technically illegal about it, but it's just so..unseemly.

I never realized he CGIs as much as he does.

You cooing at me?

Tom Bodet, educating the masses

"Yyessss!" - The Brain

When the whippoorwill
Whippoors with the wind,
The wind can whippoor back,
Oh, nice and chubby bay-bee!

IT'S A GIANT CHICKEN!!!

I think so, MLA, but burlap chafes me so.

♫ It's the Final Countdown ♬

*"Yakety Sax" plays*

Maybe we should have a maple drinking contest like in Super Troopers.

President Garfield also hated Mondays.

You sir, are an American hero.