It's too bad you've spoiled an otherwise eloquent point with ableist language.

Jeez how long does it take him to tune that guitar. No wonder Barbie is dating Ken and not Ryan.

Girls dig guitar playing not guitar tuning Ryan, sheeesh.


On a slightly more serious note I've never really understood the idea behind Barbie (or Action Man/ GI Joe). They almost seem like a full blown satire of gender…

much wood

Your disparaging comment is like bad medicine. You are now wanted, dead or alive. Have a nice day.

I don't think we can be friends.

"Oriental ppl"? No. Just no.

THE FUTURE IS NOW, WAEGOOK. PANTS ARE FUCKING DEAD.

Team Nobody because Katniss is a strong, independent woman who don't need no man.

I think it's only like 60% terrible? Maybe 70% if the musical guest is a band you hate.

TEAM GALE. NOT SORRY.

I'll never forget the expressions on the faces of those doves.

This holiday season, give your teenager what she really wants...

So "the key" is his dick? They should just call this perfume "Bieber Dick".

I had anti-aircraft mortars as party favors at my wedding and we didn't have any problems.

lol stop it.

He painted a really nice fresco, though he really didn't understand why people care about painting bottles of soda.

Obvs, Hollywood is in the window business—not auto parts.

I wonder if they need a window.

RE Drake's date with Zoe Kravitz:

The lip biting thing is sooooooo not sexy. Let's not do this, world.