The trouble with the kind of Facebook friend who believes and shares this kind of thing, is that I doubt they'd be any more inclined to believe snopes.com than I am to trust whatever woowoo homeopathy blog they get their information from.

All men have huge hands and all women have small hands, because biotruths.

I went to Subway and my drink was in one of the Hunger Games cups. I was not an instant winner, but I did manage to kill six kids, so not bad.

oh get over yourself Melanie... no one cares about your OPINIONS.

While I don't turn up the volume to distract from discomfort, I DO get louder when it's enough already and I'd like to escort my husband to the finish line. It's like cheering extra loud as the running back makes a break for the end zone.

I'm imagining this as a mashup of "Bringing Sexy Back" and "Colors of the Wind" and it is beautiful.

Uughh Tori Spelling sex tape???

Oh boy, Lauren got the cover and Kristin did not...

"she's dating a BMX biker naked Corey"

So, Desperately Seeking MPDG is 25, recently quit Facebook, didn't expect all of this attention, is linking you to all of the attention he got, and wants to address the public about his post that he never thought would get so much attention.

Well, yes. I think part of it has to do with the fact that it's bloodless, so less to clean. Women have enough cleaning to do.

she has a great body because of genetics. that's it. there isnt a diet in the world that will give you a naturally lanky slim built. you're born with it.

This is patented bullshit, though I am glad that Blake Lively is elevating it to a baroque form. I honestly like this better than the lies about quinoa and endless swim practice. At least this the common woman has a chance of refuting by power of her own anecdata.

If Ellen is waiting for the Peace Prize from Sweden, it'll be a while. The peace prize is awarded by a committee in Norway.

Don't be mad, Rashida. Tits and ass is all that some people have to offer, and we should let them have agency over their sexuality, bless their hearts.