So what you're saying is that I shouldn't take a series of photos of my rectum in to work to show my colleagues?

"...won't pay more than $20 for a bottle of wine."

Only slightly related, but I'm telling the story anyway: when my dad and his siblings were little, they taunted his little sister by saying, "You have a pancreas!" Obviously she had no idea what that was but decided from the way they were saying it that it was a bad thing, so she yelled, "No I don't!" They argue back…

"I had actually never heard of it until the other day when I shot this porno," is how I describe most things related to modern pop culture.

This is so meta. Is he being serious? Is it ironic? Is he a genius???? Does he secretly hate his job? Does he wish porn had more plot? Does it matter? This is an existential crisis, to which I must have answers to.

This just underscores my feelings that (many) kids shouldn't have unfettered access to the internet. They simply don't yet have the ability to understand the long-term consequences of their actions, and unfortunately, too many parents now use the internet the same way the parents of my generation used TV — as an…

Some people record police brutality to try to combat it.

It sounds like Charlie Hunnam finally got around to reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

I'm starting to get a sense of why the boyfriend broke up with her.

Yup. "Send money" as advice for her mother post breakup. Well, that's... something. I'm not sure she even wants comfort to begin with.

Let alone what this has to do in any capacity with feminism, which is supposedly what jezebel is about. The line between jezebel and a women's supermarket magazine is dwindling rapidly.

No sexy pictures of Graham Norton tonight? Awww, damn.

Somewhere in Hempstead, New York, a graphic designer needs to do less meth.

As someone who appreciates the satisfaction of extracting blackheads, I was disappointed in both the lack of appropriate tools and technique. Also, vomit.

I grew up thinking that, as a girl, I had to be smart or pretty. They couldn't possibly exist within the same human being.

I grew up thinking that, as a girl, I could be right or I could be well-liked. I could be strong or I could be lovable. That if I wanted to date, I couldn't want a career. (And the GroupThinkers…

Six women enter. One woman leaves... for her own spinoff show.

Yes that is where I find all my material

I have a much harder time with you calling her "Maria".

Hey fellas (YEAH)

I would argue that even if Rebel Wilson is NOT happy and healthy as she is, we should leave her alone. It's not really my business to monitor Rebel Wilson's health.