Mmm, tastes like intestinal blockage.

I'm hoping this duet will finally answer what the hell was on Joey's head.

Go home American Apparel, you're drunk.

You wish people would stop using medically accurate terms?

I'd wear that shirt only if I wanted to look like a bloody twat.

Oh well thank god. I was JUST saying the other day that I didn't have a good period tshirt to go with my period panties.

Oh Harry, no, no, no, no, no. come on. Don't get married. Go back to Vegas, take all your clothes off and live free, as wild, roaming Ginger sex nymph. DON'T MAKE THEM GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS, HARRY.

WHAT IS THIS? REHAB FOR ANTS?!?!

WHATEVER, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM. I'M GOING TO MY ROOM.

*Adele is working on a new album, and the rumor is she sounds "even better than before," *

Was that Sinead O'Connor in the audience passing out some more helpful advice?

... nope. my brain went to all the wrong places after reading that. someone pass the brain bleach

This website got quoted in a tabloid in This Week in Tabloids.

It's not fair to FLAME Ramsey this way.

He's dealing with a bunch of UNSEASONED chefs — kids with some RAW ability but UNRIPENED skills. It's no surprise Gordon was TART, SPICY, or ACIDIC — or that the kids got BURNED.

(Am I doing this correctly?)

"He can't be really mean because we're kids"

you call this fucking risotto?!

Well fortunately when the wrong word got stuck in the wrong place, Rick Perry had ways to shut that whole thing down. (With continued belligerent ignorance.)