Front loading washer.

Bring a Trailer is getting ridiculous. 

Same operator, too- American Ro-Ro/Tote Services. Not that there’s a huge amount of other American companies that operate vehicles carriers, but, still.

Ours shared a crib. The pediatrician said it’s a bad idea, but while they’re swaddled they don’t move much. As soon as they stopped liking to be swaddled we split them up.

“It might be loosely poop-themed.”

There is no violin tiny enough...

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

You’re right. Watched it full screen this time and it just kisses that red/white curbing and pops off.

If you look closely the tail wheel fell off the edge right in the corner and snapped off when it hit the other side of the corner.

Probably not poisoning. Probably more, “I ate so much that I have to shit whatever is in my intestines, even if it’s not ‘ready’ (hard and dry).”

Turns out there is something worse than portrait-mode videos; portrait-mode videos shot through an a-pillar. Good lord.

I came here, expecting to be swamped with puns. You delivered.

Bros before backhoes.

Being Speared Gently was a mediocre follow up to Killing Me Softly.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Who’s Who Among American High School Students