I haven’t seen his penis because I prefer to avoid non-consensual nude photography but its constant reference on this website is making that almost an impossible ethical standard to uphold.

Me too! Nothing like paying for a masters for a low-paying career. Still, work is interesting.

I’m friends with a bunch of reference librarians. I never could do that job. 90% of the requests they get are something like “I read a book a few years ago and want to reread it. It was about a man who wore a yellow jacket. I think the author’s name might have started with P. Or S. Maybe. Do you know what I’m talking…

Me, too! I’m an academic librarian, and it only took me four years of jobs not quite in my profession to get here. So, yay?

I just... don’t think that this is what gaslighting is. Drake’s version of this story isn’t going to make D.R.A.M question his sanity and belief in his version of events. He has a lot of people backing him up.

Me too!

Me too but more! yay library school

I actually pissed my pants when the music started. God I love the internetz.

I created several new accounts just to add more stars to this!

I can’t even. lol

A Billion SUNS for this!

This is the greatest thing ever.

#misanthropelivesmatter

Looks a lot like Greg Anthony to me

god you are just the worst fucking writer on this site, billy

This is also what Mandi Koba supporters chant at Deadspin staffers on their way to work.

I don’t have kids yet. Let’s get that out of the way. While reading this article I kept noticing how the author kept mentioning how quiet her baby was. That’s great, -if it’s true. But let’s not forget that we all tend to be biased towards our own. People never think their dogs will bite someone, or that their kids…

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

What the fuck is going on back there on that hill?