That last ABC show was *hilarious* and they cancelled it anyway. KRISTIN CHENOWETH WANT FUNYUN????

“Kevin Kelly, everybody. Kevin Kelly.

What a Grete interview.

The nearest orthopedist.

For people who don’t know, this is censorship through law.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

“That’s a clown answer, bro.”

True Life: The Miami Marlins

Trynna get the whole pipe

That is not a word in my vocabulary but I now understand how it sounds on the video.

Finally, the Lumpy doll I never knew I wanted!

At least it wasn’t Jar-Jarring.

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

I get why the hed is what it is, but “Amazon server” made me think that for some reason Amazon was collecting this data, which is semi-believable since they use FedEx for shipping (but made me wonder why they had photo IDs, etc.).

Think you can give a teenager who was in the fucking school when this happened a break on some shock induced hyperbole can’t we?

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Friggin’ Chicago. These things won’t happen in the Boston market, for example

And a hearty “Fuck you, sir,” for creating this string of mostly terrible puns.

It’s very unfortunate Wendy’s things happen on live TV.