“I learned to read!”

I hope he submitted to the concussion protocol, that was a perfect example of a fencing response if I ever saw one.

The “Stop Drop and Roll!” at the end is icing on the cake.

I could do without seeing or hearing from that fascist, dictatorial, tyrant at all tonight if you ask me.

Um, Barry, you got a slight error here.

Ain’t no rule in the book saying that a movie about a dog playing basketball can’t be your favorite movie!

HMMMMMM

This is bullshit.

Before being chosen, they were always considered a Bubble Team

#goredhawks is going to cause a lot of confusion among fans of eviscerated birds of prey.

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

I get that they had to strap down for safety (and this is something I can see being inflexible about) but she did do that and crying babies are just something that we have to deal with to the best of our ability.

In other words, if it’s in the refrigerator and you get a little film on it, then you just fry it and it tastes just as good.”

Golf Cart isn’t a bad option. Look what it did in Dallas:

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

I went to Vegas twenty years ago but I think this tip still applies. Don’t Gamble. I went because I’m from Ohio and Vegas and I had never seen a desert before and accommodation and food was cheap because the hotels hoped suckers would spend time in the casino.

I know. It makes me shake. That’s why I have like 5 documents and long quotes at the ready in a Google Doc to drop on anyone who thinks they can start a debate with me about this. It’s not an opinion, THIS IS A FACT. I am so sick and tired of having this discussion, but people really are that ignorant.

No worries, I am glad to have a discussion about all this, these are things that matter a lot, especially in these times where we see a lot of the same patterns of behavior. (by the way this is a super long comment, but the part after the **** is just some good reading on the subject if you want to learn more- what…

We’ve been trying to trying to make this headline happen for years.

We’ve been trying to trying to make this headline happen for years.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS