“Let’s see, there are 29 of you (anyone seen Bill? No?). Let’s get 12 chairs, that should be plenty! One row of 12, one row of 17, perfect symmetry. Now you start the 2nd row. Yeah, get right in there, directly right behind the first chair. That’s it exactly! Alright, now you 3 randomly stand on the end. No, don’t…

Basic fact: The easier it is to compare prices, the more competitive prices are in that marketplace. You only need look around and you can see that this is true, and it has been proven time and again.

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As long as we continue to believe our compensation is a gift from our benevolent corporate patrons based on their own just interpretation of our worth to society these discussion with go nowhere.

There is a certain performative style of storytelling where basically every single line of a story is delivered like it was a killer punchline that I am certain is responsible for most of the phenomenon described here.

Cool. I’ve never been to Yellowstone but I can assure you the Grand Canyon is a much better trip.

I honestly can’t imagine how little shame one must have to be a major league executive and lobby for this.

Looks like the Florida GOP was on such a roll they decided to Gerrymander the time zones, too!

Private schools will be so good that every student will get straight A’s. Once 100% of students are on academic scholarships we won’t need financial aid!

I thought the NCAA Cup Police were more of an investigative body, seems like they’re really overstepping their charter here.

Losing so many great first names in one transaction will be difficult to recover from.

I think of it as a “break glass” type of thing. My wife and I could access each other’s stuff if we really wanted, but we have made no effort to make it easy (and no effort to make it impossible either). If she really felt I was hiding something from her, there are plenty of ways she could get at my email and figure…

I love Sports Illustrated. I can’t wait to get home today and see if their March Madness Preview issue is in my mailbox!

Pictured: A man who runs a business so unsuccessfully, he requires federal exceptions to wage laws in order to keep it afloat, even though his product is so beloved as to be considered “America’s Pastime.”  

Except they Uber aren’t pioneers here, they are less capable people trying to play catch-up and putting others at risk while they do it. This would be more like if years after the wright brothers first flight, a non-aeronautics-focused company built their own copy of a plane and tried landing it in urban areas.

If this is the direction you’re going to go (and it is a stupid direction) then wouldn’t metal detectors make a lot more sense?

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Saying he is no different from other republicans because they’re all bad and racist is exactly the same logic used in saying Trump and Hillary were both the same because they both had “scandals.”

This stuff is hard, I get that, but the president’s insistence that things were great and refusal to push FEMA to do more, all in an effort to say how great he is, is shameful and makes this worse than Bush/Katrina, IMO.