I once got two tickets for speeding in a construction zone back to back (in my defense there was no construction happening so I didn’t necessarily endanger anyone, but I digress). For the second one I could lose my license so I used a lawyer.

I’d like to, but I’m too addicted to music discovery now and I don’t know how I can go back...

This is good advice. On the flip side, I’ve also taken a few apps which used to have push notifications such as Facebook and replaced it with a badge icon. I’m not ready to completely turn off these notifications yet but I don’t want to be interrupted by them.

True, but based on how many medals he has and how well known he is it shouldn’t have been close.

The fact that this guy lost fair and square and goes to Twitter to post a flagrantly misleading rant (he implies that the winner was solely decided by a coin flip, not that the flip was used due to a tied vote) is probably a clue to why he failed to gain the respect of enough of his peers to become the flag bearer.

If only Indianapolis had named their team after a cooler animal. For example, a fully grown horse.

The problem is, he is not just some bully, he is the president. If we let him get away with this stuff he isn’t going to slink off into obscurity, he will keep pushing the limits further and further.

probable translation: they assured McDaniels that he’ll take over as head coach whenever Bill Belichick decides to leave.

Citizen: “Next thing you know, they’ll be closing libraries to pay for privately owned stadiums!”

Only at Barstool can you get filmed naked in the shower by your boss, then end up getting yelled at for it, by said boss.

I love the trolling from the Women’s Equality Party Rep in the linked article:

The biggest thing that sets Nintendo games apart is that they seem to know exactly what I am going to do and what I am expecting to happen and play off of that perfectly.

“Every time you buy a Hyundai, a portion of those proceeds go to childhood cancer research,”

This will certainly give pause to all of the people who believe anyone should be able to enter this country at any time with impunity and oppose the wall because it is such an efficient means of controlling our borders. Makes u think...

Option 1: Pull off non-touchdown kneel-down at 1 yard line. Run 3 plays to drain clock. Make Field Goal. Stop Last Second Desperation Play

I’m torn between “Loria is an asshole” and “Miami is run by idiots,” though the latter is probably the key one, here.

the credit rating industry’s goal is keeping our credit scores as low as possible so they can make as much money as possible on charging us interest.

Good call! I hadn’t thought of that.

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If I were a Boston radio jock I’d probably call in sick today.